You're so nebulous sometimes
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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