And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
