Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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