That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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