My balls are so social today.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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