Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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