She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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