I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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