He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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Be still, my beating vagina.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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