i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Everyone says I win the strip club
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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