Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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