So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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