We should be called the Road Head Warriors
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
be right there i have to get my cape
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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