thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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