I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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