So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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