: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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