We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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