This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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