do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Even my vagina gasped.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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