P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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