Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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