I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The beer is more important than you right now.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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