Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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