Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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