I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
