last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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