its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
