singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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