a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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