found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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