But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
