U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He shit in the fireplace
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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