nut hugger
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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