SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
porn star boner night. come get it.
My liver just had a heart attack.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
