Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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