You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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