I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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