So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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