How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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