I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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