Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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