if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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