I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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