doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
