I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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