I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
