he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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