I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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