He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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