Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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