all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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