I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
false alarm, still single
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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