even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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