hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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