I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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