is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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